It’s disgusting, we know. But apparently some people don’t really think so.
Ever dreamt of playing with your poo? Holding it, caressing it, and putting it up on places it’s never been?
Nope, we haven’t. But if you answered ‘YES’ to any of those questions, you don’t have to worry. It’s not just you.
The makers of this Bathroom Simulator game did, too.
They wanted to do those disgusting deeds so bad that they decided to settle for the next best thing— doing it in a simulator game— instead of actually doing it in real life (for fear of being rushed to the nearest mental institution, we assume).
While many eyebrow-raising games have had their 15 minutes of fame, not many are as deserving as the Bathroom Simulator game— for a trip to the real bathroom, to vomit, wishing we had never even seen it.
But some people appear to be so into it.
“Have you ever wanted to pick up your poop and throw it at the wall? No? Oh, well, we have,” said the poop game makers. “Bathroom Simulator is the game where you can do that.”
The eccentric game is not as boring as normal people expect it to be.
Players aren’t only supposed to poop in the game, they’re supposed to pee too. Although it’s still unclear if they have to wait for intervals— as humans normally do— before their poo supply is replenished.
The Bathroom Simulator game isn’t confined to just one bathroom. Players can do their dirty work in hotel bathrooms, subway restrooms, sidewalk Port-a-Johns, and even on a space shuttle restroom.
They can hang a piece of their poo on the shower head, dump a piece in the toilet, or even poop while taking a walk.
The possibilities are actually endless.
According to Elias Games’ Josh Nile: “It may seem like this game is just a joke, but we can assure you that it’s definitely not.”
To guarantee that Bathroom Simulator is an actual real game and not— as many suspected— a joke, Nile pointed out a video game tutorial by a gaming website called IndieRuckus.
“Elias Games’ goal is to create non-violent, friendly and humorous games for everybody to enjoy.”
The Bathroom Simulator game was conceived after a trip to the bathroom by one of Elias Games’ lead developers.
Watch Bathroom Simulator’s walkthrough video here:
Bathroom Simulator is currently appealing for funding on Kickstarter, but so far hasn’t reached its goal of $800.